May 2013
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fay-xoxo:
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jimgaffigan:
Ladies I hope getting your nails done feels good because not a single man notices you got them done.
maybe
just maybe
women do some things for themselves and not just for men
what a concept
^
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bangthebassistfrommcr:
the chubby lead singer that lost weight
the short, energetic one
the quiet one
the one with the hair that everyone forgets
the question is…am i talking about mcr or fob?
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infamousnfamous:
foxnewsofficial:
call me a bra because i’m here to support you and touch your boobs
#and leave red marks on your back
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amazingsmosherisnotonfire:
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miss-doctorwho:
palaeobelle:
huntelaarr:
2005 wasn’t just 2005
it was the beginning of an era
Tell me about it
Doctor who;
Totally right
yup
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synchronoise-ity:
Calling it now Chef Ramsey is going to be the 12th Doctor
“get in the fucking tardis GOD”
“this planet is disgusting; bland, wet. it’s embarrassing”
doctor, where are we?
“in the shit.”
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TELL ME HOW YOU’D FUCK ME.
askboxmemes:
In vivid fucking detail. If I’m too embarrassed to post it, you win. But you won’t.
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We get it Karly
You’re beautiful and can have whomever you want. That doesn’t mean you can have all of them. You have a fucking boyfriend so why are you inviting him over. You used to be my friend and now it’s like I don’t matter that I’m not cool enough to hangout with you. Well news flash bitch this is college not high school you just look like an uptight fool. Ashley you...
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I am broken.
you were barely in my life
you came in with your kind smile and open arms
then
your smile turned to a frown, and you became closed off
you broke my heart worse than any other.
you said you would be there for me and protect me.
then
you ended it, like I had never even been a thought on your mind.
You used me, and it kills me every day that I didn’t see it sooner.
I know better and...
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221bitssmallerontheoutside:
jeffskins:
jeffskins:
A CUTE BOY JUST TOLD ME I LOOKED NICE TODAY, WE ARE GETTING MARRIED
UPDATE: HE DOESN’T LIKE HOCKEY, WE ARE GETTING A DIVORCE
That is the most Canadian reason for a divorce I have ever seen.
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April 2013
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tuucker:
irisowl:
So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
My doctor is JK Rowling’s husband.
JK...
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imgonnariverdance:
IT ALL STARTED FROM
AND NOW
I HAVE HAD IT WITH THIS WEBSITE
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I feel bad for guys sometimes.
themarvjthompson:
When they’re heartbroken and cry, they get called a pussy. Boys are people too, they have feelings as well. Maybe that’s why some guys are so afraid of showing their emotions.
Thank you women of tumblr
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1drealscenarios:
♡ you’re smokin weed with harry styles. you’re gettin an asthma attack. he does a james bond roll to get his inhaler. he’s too slow. you die ♡
follow for more real scenarios
this is my life. how did you know?
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twigwise:
asuka-sohryu:
next time you’re feeling like shit
remember the sloths
they don’t do anything ever
and they haven’t gone extinct
you can afford to take a nap
This
Is literally the most uplifting and comforting thing I’ve read all day
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lucifersblog:
d3florate:
psychoprism:
yoloween:
hail satan
rain satan
snow satan
tomorrow there is a 90% chance of precipisatan
it’ll be foggy in the morning, lots of condensatan
OK, when you guys get down here to hell, give the doorman your URLs and I’ll get you VIP treatment.
You guys are alright.
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