everyonescapableofwishingonastar:

Ok who that is but this is to funny not to reblog

isurvivedthekobayashimaru:

I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”

And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.

(Source: shesdonejim, via michellemybellx3)

erinsuxx:

finally done the story of the “virgin” mary and her immaculate conception for my sequential art final.  very happy with how this came out/that it’s finished.

(via ididntrealizethiswasasadoccasion)

221bitssmallerontheoutside:

jeffskins:

jeffskins:

A CUTE BOY JUST TOLD ME I LOOKED NICE TODAY, WE ARE GETTING MARRIED

UPDATE: HE DOESN’T LIKE HOCKEY, WE ARE GETTING A DIVORCE 

That is the most Canadian reason for a divorce I have ever seen. 

(via vintage-missery)

imgonnariverdance:

IT ALL STARTED FROM 

AND NOW 

I HAVE HAD IT WITH THIS WEBSITE

(via basementpeopleclub)

lucifersblog:

d3florate:

psychoprism:

yoloween:

hail satan

rain satan

snow satan

tomorrow there is a 90% chance of precipisatan

it’ll be foggy in the morning, lots of condensatan

OK, when you guys get down here to hell, give the doorman your URLs and I’ll get you VIP treatment.

You guys are alright.

(Source: the-yolocaust, via girlsfreakme0ut)

zirconn:

a haiku:

this weight on my chest
cannot ever be lifted
oh wait it’s just boobs

(via spindriftt)

In which Harry is, apparently, Jeff Goldblum in ‘Jurassic Park’…

sinister-styles:

Life…uh…finds a way.

(via mirrorspoonnandoscarrotspussy)

kvlani:

 

“Who cares if it was racist, it was funny!”

(Source: faineemae, via seempiteernaal)