I was at walmart the other day, and I was sitting on a bench waiting for my mom to pay, and I was braiding my hair because that’s something I do when I’m bored, and this dude walks by and says, “hey baby, what else can you do with your hands?” I gave him my most polite smile and said in the sweetest way possible, “strangle you.”
And I think I actually scared him because his eyes got kind of wide and he just walked away.
finally done the story of the “virgin” mary and her immaculate conception for my sequential art final. very happy with how this came out/that it’s finished.
A CUTE BOY JUST TOLD ME I LOOKED NICE TODAY, WE ARE GETTING MARRIED
UPDATE: HE DOESN’T LIKE HOCKEY, WE ARE GETTING A DIVORCE
That is the most Canadian reason for a divorce I have ever seen.
IT ALL STARTED FROM
I HAVE HAD IT WITH THIS WEBSITE
tomorrow there is a 90% chance of precipisatan
it’ll be foggy in the morning, lots of condensatan
OK, when you guys get down here to hell, give the doorman your URLs and I’ll get you VIP treatment.
You guys are alright.
this weight on my chest
cannot ever be lifted
oh wait it’s just boobs
Life…uh…finds a way.